Mom and dad went to a show
Dropped me off at Grandpa Joe's
Kicked and screamed, said please don't go

Grandma take me home (7x)
I wanna be alone

Had to eat my dinner there
Mashed potatos and stuff like that
Couldn't chew my meat too good

Grandma take me home (7x)
I wanna be alone

Said well don't you start your crying
Go outside and ride your bike
That's what I did, I killed my toe

Grandma take me home (7x)
I wanna be alone

After dinner, I had ice cream
Fell asleep and watched TV
Woke up in my mother's arms...

Grandma take me home (14x)
I wanna be alone