Why doesn't she need him for a father
Not only maidens can occupy by his shack
Goring my manhood turns a man off
Like Pepe LePew would say,
Hey, hey, hey and then we clash

I got my dingaling spayed (3x)
I got my dingaling...

She laughs about it
Shrinking inflections if the wind blows just right
Jacking themselves off polyester
I wanna jump, this isn't right
Hey, when am I getting it back

I got my dingaling spayed (3x)
I got my dingaling...

I don't know why,
I got a joke too silly to say
Don't touch the balls
I got a dick, dick hear my fucking hate

I got my dingaling spayed (3x)
I got my dingaling...

If you're wondering, it's gaining monthly
Fiberglass insulated, the sky was cotton candy
Spawning downstream, El Rancho Ovulate
Freely kill him, make it wrong
Bill has brought me deep in idyll
Billy Slim reminds me of someone
I'm sick of being aboard the Love Boat
Tony Tenille say wanna jump rope
And I say look...